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    <title>The Slow Clap Podcast</title>
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    <description>We answer all your Would You Rathers and F-ck Marry Kills.</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 22:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
    <itunes:keywords>gulyas,futernick,mccarthy,slow,clap,podcast,Comedy,Los Angeles</itunes:keywords>
    <itunes:subtitle>Give it a listen!</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:owner>
      <itunes:name>Slow Clap</itunes:name>
      <itunes:email>slowclappodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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    <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
    <itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
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    <itunes:author>Slow Clap</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>We answer all your Would You Rathers and F-ck Marry Kills.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>&quot;The Slow Clap Podcast&quot; Episode 8</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/a4/7d/kbmccarthy11/0x0_7267175.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, so it's been two years. How about we hit you with the unreleased cuts? Would you rather get cramps once a month or bleed out of the dick? Our good friend Joe Spellman joins for a super-long uncut &quot;Slow Clap.&quot;</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2014 05:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Wow, so it's been two years. How about we hit you with the unreleased cuts? Would you rather get cramps once a month or bleed out of the dick? Our good friend Joe Spellman joins for a super-long uncut &quot;Slow Clap.&quot;</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wow, so it's been two years. How about we hit you with the unreleased cuts? Would you rather get ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Slow Clap Episode 7</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/a4/7d/kbmccarthy11/0x0_7312352.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We ran into some technical difficulties with Episode 6, but we weren't going to leave you hangin'. So here's lucky number seven. We tried to keep this one nice and lean after last week's beefy helping. Let us know which you prefer! We love the way you taste.

Would You Rather:
- Be in a human centipede behind Paul Bearer, or in front of Andy Dick?
- Have T-rex arms, or nostrils right above your anus?
- Dress like A. C. Slater for a goth for a full year?

F / M / K:
- Stripper, Actress, Porn Star
- Hershey, Nestle or Cadbury milk chocolate
- Rosa Parks, Anne Frank, Harriett Tubman

Please listen and tell your friends on the off chance that they exist.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 06:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Slow Clap</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We ran into some technical difficulties with Episode 6, but we weren't going to leave you hangin'. So here's lucky number seven. We tried to keep this one nice and lean after last week's beefy helping. Let us know which you prefer! We love the way you taste.

Would You Rather:
- Be in a human centipede behind Paul Bearer, or in front of Andy Dick?
- Have T-rex arms, or nostrils right above your anus?
- Dress like A. C. Slater for a goth for a full year?

F / M / K:
- Stripper, Actress, Porn Star
- Hershey, Nestle or Cadbury milk chocolate
- Rosa Parks, Anne Frank, Harriett Tubman

Please listen and tell your friends on the off chance that they exist.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We ran into some technical difficulties with Episode 6, but we weren't going to leave you hangin'...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Slow Clap Episode 5</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/a4/7d/kbmccarthy11/0x0_7267175.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've been bombarded with questions about the next episode of our little podcast. Just kidding. No one asked for it. But it's here anyway, mongoloids! It's bigger, badder and uncut. So enjoy another mondo helping of desperate guys talking about how bad we are at sex! And occasionally chatting about movies, candy and other mature subjects. In this episode:

Would you rather:
- Be able to rewind life for 60 seconds once a day, or earn a dime for every step you take?
- Be the people who cleans the cum up at porn theaters, or be an emperor's official food-tester to check for poison?
- Have your mother watch you masturbate, or have your father narrate it?

F / M / K:
- Seth Green, Ron Howard, Carrot Top
- Snickers, Twix, 100 Grand
- The three of us

Throw this on and be amused!
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 07:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-12-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Slow Clap</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We've been bombarded with questions about the next episode of our little podcast. Just kidding. No one asked for it. But it's here anyway, mongoloids! It's bigger, badder and uncut. So enjoy another mondo helping of desperate guys talking about how bad we are at sex! And occasionally chatting about movies, candy and other mature subjects. In this episode:

Would you rather:
- Be able to rewind life for 60 seconds once a day, or earn a dime for every step you take?
- Be the people who cleans the cum up at porn theaters, or be an emperor's official food-tester to check for poison?
- Have your mother watch you masturbate, or have your father narrate it?

F / M / K:
- Seth Green, Ron Howard, Carrot Top
- Snickers, Twix, 100 Grand
- The three of us

Throw this on and be amused!
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      <itunes:subtitle>We've been bombarded with questions about the next episode of our little podcast. Just kidding. N...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Slow Clap Episode 4</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/a4/7d/kbmccarthy11/0x0_7267171.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have a long 'un for ya! But it's also our best yet. Plus, this isn't &quot;LOST.&quot; You can stop whenever you feel like it, d-bags! We're guessing you're not going to want to do that though. Here's what we have on tap this time around:

WYR:
Have a vagina in addition to a dick or have an extra set of balls on your lower back?

Dissolve a urinal cake to half its size in your mouth or fall from the top deck of Dodger Stadium?

Drink until you die or overdose on painkillers?

F/M/K
Blimp/hot air balloon/hang glider

Sinbad/Cedric the Entertainer/Steve Harvey

Owl/antelope/walrus

Plus a BUNCH more that we don't want to spoil. (Including a hefty helping of fan submissions!)

Enjoy, losers.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 05:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-12-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Slow Clap</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>4208</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We have a long 'un for ya! But it's also our best yet. Plus, this isn't &quot;LOST.&quot; You can stop whenever you feel like it, d-bags! We're guessing you're not going to want to do that though. Here's what we have on tap this time around:

WYR:
Have a vagina in addition to a dick or have an extra set of balls on your lower back?

Dissolve a urinal cake to half its size in your mouth or fall from the top deck of Dodger Stadium?

Drink until you die or overdose on painkillers?

F/M/K
Blimp/hot air balloon/hang glider

Sinbad/Cedric the Entertainer/Steve Harvey

Owl/antelope/walrus

Plus a BUNCH more that we don't want to spoil. (Including a hefty helping of fan submissions!)

Enjoy, losers.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We have a long 'un for ya! But it's also our best yet. Plus, this isn't &quot;LOST.&quot; You can stop when...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Slow Clap Episode 3</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/a4/7d/kbmccarthy11/0x0_7267009.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We ranted for well over an hour during this recording session, so we hope you enjoy the pieces we picked for the cast. Here's a preview:

Would you rather:
Be a Looney Tune or a Muppet
Live next to Steve Urkel or Kimmy Gibbler
Have Gilbert Gottfried or John Leguizamo be the voice of your genitals
Win a gold medal but shit your pants during the race, or fail before a world audience

F/M/K:
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
Stantz, Spengler, Venkman
Movie, TV, The Internet

And a lot more!

Plus, listen in as we discuss which women we would have sex with purely because they're famous!</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 06:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-12-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/theslowclap/episodes/2012-08-20T23_38_59-07_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Slow Clap</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>audio,audio/mp4,podcast,the,slow,clap,would,you,rather</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>3072</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>We ranted for well over an hour during this recording session, so we hope you enjoy the pieces we picked for the cast. Here's a preview:

Would you rather:
Be a Looney Tune or a Muppet
Live next to Steve Urkel or Kimmy Gibbler
Have Gilbert Gottfried or John Leguizamo be the voice of your genitals
Win a gold medal but shit your pants during the race, or fail before a world audience

F/M/K:
Superman, Batman, Spider-Man
Stantz, Spengler, Venkman
Movie, TV, The Internet

And a lot more!

Plus, listen in as we discuss which women we would have sex with purely because they're famous!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We ranted for well over an hour during this recording session, so we hope you enjoy the pieces we...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Slow Clap Episode 2</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/a4/7d/kbmccarthy11/0x0_7267001.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We get an all-female F/M/K in this one! Help us through out sophomore slump and hit us up with your feedback!</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 07:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Slow Clap</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin,mccarthy,david,futernick,paul,gulyas,comedy,slow,clap</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>2230</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>We get an all-female F/M/K in this one! Help us through out sophomore slump and hit us up with your feedback!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>We get an all-female F/M/K in this one! Help us through out sophomore slump and hit us up with yo...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>The Slow Clap Episode 1</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/a2/a4/7d/kbmccarthy11/0x0_7266994.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's our virgin effort! Be kind.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 06:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-12-11</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/theslowclap/episodes/2012-07-30T23_08_51-07_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Slow Clap</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy,would,you,rather,advice</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's our virgin effort! Be kind.</itunes:summary>
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